Apparently that's what I am. Or so said 4 different people to me this past weekend.
I never realized that I could get so very silly tipsy on ONE vodka collins. Albeit, I hadn't had a proper drink in some 8 months...but still! There is something wrong in the world when I can barely manage one drink and my 4 foot 8 3/4 inch, 85 lb girlfriend can toss back some 5 -7 shots and still seem excessively sober.
Total alcoholic units since Jan 04: 2
Briget Jones I am not.