To: My Head
From: My Shoes
Please remember to take us to the shoe repair store. We don't like having broken heels. Plus, we're cute...we need to get out more.
To: Juice Machine
From: My Mouth
Quit it with the carrot juice already. Yeah...yeah...its good for me and it tastes good...but three days of carrot juice is enough...you're gonna make her orange.
To: The tin of glazed nuts on my desk
From: My Fingers
Why are you so tasty? I can't resist you. Quit being so tasty. You're gonna make us fat.
To: My Nalgene bottle
From: My Nose
You smell funny. I think you need to be sterilized.